I appear to have contracted some rare and hideous disease and fear I may not be long for this world. Actually, I have a bit of a cold, but I get sick like a stereotypical boy so for the foreseeable future I shall be lying on my couch groaning and proclaiming myself too weak to make my own tea, turn the tv over, mop my own fevered brow etc. and generally making my very patient husband's life a misery. If I make it through I'll be back soon. Pray for me.