If I Had a Child....

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...would I dress him like this? You bet!! On a daily basis.

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  1. Vegetarian Cannibal24 March 2010 at 20:20

    Hehehehe!

    I couldn't have a child because I would name him/her something weird, like "Sword" or "Badass" or "Succubitch" hahaha!

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  2. Jinx25 March 2010 at 15:11

    Badass Turner! I like!! Coolest kid in school.

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